I found out a friend of mine is sick, so I sent him a quick text message as I was driving home from getting my Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper.
Not exactly what you want to text your sick friend.
What’s the worst thing you have ever texted on accident?
I found out a friend of mine is sick, so I sent him a quick text message as I was driving home from getting my Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper.
Not exactly what you want to text your sick friend.
What’s the worst thing you have ever texted on accident?
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42 responses to “I Just Told a Sick Person to Die!”
at least you caught it and recovered. relatively gracefully.
a couple of times I’ve accidentally texted the wrong person… thats always pretty awkward too.
haha.
OUCH! Praying for your friend now… ;-)
I was texting an indecent proposal to my wife and accidentally sent it to my step daughter. Ugh.
Ah the bane of the iPhone keyboard . . . I feel your pain.
Once I Twittered for someone to “come to the sound booth for a sec” My trusty IPhone so graciously correct my spelling and told the person to “come to the sound booth for a sex.”.
OH…these are CRACKING me UP!!!!!!!!!!
No need to repeat them here but you know just how prone I am to screwing these things up. :)
There was a time when I used to “Jott” to Twitter. A few poorly enunciated words and that did not last long!
Thank you for sharing these…made me laugh… I needed that!
Reminds me of the time that I texted an ex gf of mine stating she was as fat calf.
You have to love iPhone autocorrect
ROFLMBO!!!!!!!
My sister told me a bird flew into her window (of her house). So she watched its crippled self drag its crippled self over underneath her tree. She wanted to go outside in the cold Ohio winter and try to save it. I told her to let it die. She said the next morning it was gone. I said an animal had a warm dinner. I am disgusting. But at least it was a bird — not a human. ;)
I didn’t actually send this (thank the LORD) but I very nearly did. I had a urinary tract infection, and I was sitting in the waiting room of the doctor’s office. My husband had been teasing me about how it “burns” when I have a bladder infection. (Sorry. TMI.) So I texted him from the waiting room, with, “I’m burning for you, baby.” Just as I started to send, the nurse called my name. Instead of selecting my husband’s name, Andy, I very nearly sent it to “Alex”, a high school boy in our church. Thank goodness my phone asked again, “Send to Alex?” I was like, “No! No! Not to Alex!”
And that is how I was almost arrested, and my husband was almost fired as a children’s pastor.
Oh dear….these are cracking me UP!
I sent a twitter out to 100 people on Thanksgiving that was a joke that was meant to go to just one person. It was hilarious, but not appropriate for all. Like I said there…if you want to hear that wonderful joke just contact me….
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Sorry, meant to post that w/my earlier comment.
I once accidentally b**** slapped all of my Facebook friends, including my mother’s sweet little Sunday School teacher in WV, when Facebook selected the “SuperPoke” for me without me double checking. I had intended to send everyone a bouquet of flowers!
that is hilarious!!! i laughed out loud in a quiet room. I have sent mean texts to the person i was texting about before….i have also one time instant messaged my boss who i was talking bad about…the message was intended for a co worker. That was a mess.
Okay, so I didn’t text this, but when I read this post, I thought of it immediately and wanted to share.
http://failblog.org/2009/01/05/serious-text-fail/
By the way, I’m not responsible for what you see anywhere else on that site, although some of it is really, truly funny.
told my daughter i would shake her up after school. she would have worried all day except that she is smarter than me.
we are beautiful
I tried to text my husband “you’re a hottie” and my smart little iphone translated it to “you’re a hogtie”… um, not exactly :)
ha ha ha this is such a fun post. i KNOW this has happened to me a lot, just trying to think of the WORST one…
So once in an email I was talking with a customer about our dog and how she really owns us, I said ‘our dong runs our life, all 95 lbs of her” and I didn’t realize it until the reply email came back and it was in the text. Thankfully the customer never noticed, or at least never mentioned it.
my friend put her face/butt/hands on the copier in my office while I was there late one nite. She tells me that there are about 30 pages on the copier at 10pm that nite. Yeah i went back to retrieve the copies.
I’m to smart to text while I drive. – hehe
that darn auto correct on the iphone kills me sometimes
While in Chicago I accidently tweeted all the information you needed to get into my house in Atlanta (including the garage code, where the key is hidden etc.) and the fact that no one was home so that a friend could get Falcons tickets we couldn’t use because we were stuck in Chicago. I thought I was texting him but instead I was replying to twitter and he had written the last tweet (not being careful I thought it was his text). Fortunately, he was able to reprogram my garage code and find a new place for the key within an hour…
The phone i currently have has the send button where the delete button was on my last phone. Lots of people got gibberish messages in the first month or two of me having the phone cause i kept accidentally sending them what i was trying to get rid of.
At least you’re not texting in Cali where you’ll get a ticket for texting while driving now! Even if you are sitting at a red light reading one, you’ll get nailed!
Haha these are all hilarious!
I can’t even begin to count how many times i’ve accidentally texetd Brad Mann instead of my brother Brad. and let’s just say… Brad Mann’s seen my ugly side a time or two.
My wife’s cell number ends with 1. My number ends with 2. The other 9 digits are exactly the same. I am so used to giving folks my number that I have to concentrate hard when I’m giving her number out. So, being the genius that I am, I frequently text myself bawdy little texts that are meant for her. I even managed to do it when I was sitting with our worship pastor one day and faxed “How you doin baby??” to her while he watched. 5 seconds later, my phone buzzed. I had texted myself by accident. He almost fell off his chair he was laughing so hard.
I entered the wrong number and told a complete stranger I had missed an entry on our checkbook and to avoid overdrawing our account and bouncing 2 checks I would have to use our children’s Christmas money to cover the difference. Thankfully the person texted me back saying I sent it to the wrong number. I had no idea. At least I didn’t send out our bank name or acct number. BTW, my husband offered his gift money to cover the error so the kids are intact.
I was just leaving a date with a girl years ago and sent a “she’s a keeper!” text to my friend Brian… except I accidentally sent it to her. Kinda awkward explaining that one.
That would be a much cuter mistake if she hadn’t married my best friend!
great post… verry funny but and i can sympathise.. i think just silly texts when i used to drink at the beginning of my uni course were the worst… i dread to think if there were any terrible ones…
Man, you guys are hilarious!
Thank God I don’t text unless I absolutely have to.
This is kinda along the same vein. I have a SILLY childish crush on someone (I’m single and so is he, FYI) and a few months ago he and I were texting back and forth about a bunch of stupid stuff. I was busy trying to do some stuff around my house so I was only good for one text for every 4 or 5 of his. At one point I went back to my phone and had 9 text messages. I ASSUMED they were all from him (bad, I know) and right in the middle of all his texts was one that said, “I love you tremendously.” After reading it, I threw the phone down (yes, a good thing for a $400 phone) and walked out of my house, danced like crazy for a few moments in my back yard, freaked out, cried and then finally went back to my phone to read his other texts (thinking they would be more about his feelings for me). Lo and behold none of the rest of his texts referred to the love one. I went back, re-read it, THEN realized it was from my sister! (Oh the many BAD things that COULD HAVE happened!!)
Definitely made me laugh out loud :)
I had a business (?) golf day that I was to attend and thought I would send a text to the head of a large company prior to the game. The text was supposed to read “Are you ready for our game of golf?” but, due to predictive text, read “Are you ready for our game of hold?”. Didn’t quite convey the same meaning….hmmm