where i will not be tomorrow…

after a pretty heavy post on the sabbath yesterday, i thought i’d share something happening in my own church.

this pig is for real.? the men at cross point church will be eating this very pig tomorrow at a tailgating party thing.? no girls allowed.? which is fine, because i would probably throw up if i saw this thing in person.

knowing this, ryan, who is heading this event up, and whose office is right next to me, has been talking about the process of getting the pig…from buying it, scalding it, and even dehairing it.? he just sent me the picture of the final product.

HE IS STILL SMILING. And whose truck is that?

wrong, just wrong.

does this make you want to throw up, or eat some bacon?

Comments

42 responses to “where i will not be tomorrow…”

  1. WES Avatar

    Gentile Entertainment!

  2. Otim Michael Avatar

    MMM! MMM! MMM!
    The pig tastes good. Bacon. Sausage. Ham. And let’s not forget that delicacy from the Pennsylvania Dutch called Scrapple.

    Gimme a P!
    Gimme an I!
    Gimme a G!

    What’s that spell? PIG! PIG! PIG!

  3. 6YearMed Avatar

    sniff. poor Wilbur

  4. Pete Wilson Avatar

    That thing looks disgusting but it won’t keep me from participating in devouring it tomorrow!

  5. ryan guard Avatar

    I thought it was alive, and going to be used for an object lesson or something (a little bit edgier than the vending machine illustration). But then I saw that it had no legs. Having no legs reminded me of the Eddie Murphy movie where he acts like a homeless guy with no legs and sings the “I have no legs!” song. But that’s beside the point- the smiling pig corpse makes me want to spew a little bit. I’m a Sizzlean kind-of-guy.

  6. Brad Ruggles Avatar

    I prefer eating animals that can’t look at me when I’m cooking me. I like pork but that pic kinda grosses me out.

  7. Amy Avatar

    umm…i love bacon, but seeing that poor pig ‘scalded’ and ‘dehaired’ and without feet is almost too much. i’m sure the men will enjoy it though. :)

  8. Lisa Avatar

    Disgusting! Even though I don’t eat a lot of pork I think that mental picture will keep me from ever touching it again. He could look you in the eyes. GROSS!

  9. Jason C Avatar

    Did someone say bacon?

  10. Anne Jackson Avatar

    Ryan actually used the word “clean shaven” when he sent this picture. Um…GROSS.

  11. JudiFree Avatar

    reminds me of sacrificial offerings in the old testament. Love the idea of a guys only tailgate. My husband would LOVE that.

    I have to admit I like all forms of pork – bacon, ham, sausage – YUM!!!

  12. David Ballard Avatar

    Wowzers! For some reason, it didn’t look so bad in Pete’s TwitPic. I really like bacon, but too much looking at this could make a person want to go vegetarian.

  13. steven.russell Avatar

    I think I just became a vegetarian.

  14. Molly Avatar

    I.dont.do.pork.
    and after seeing this picture, I remember why.
    creepy.

  15. kyle mcdonald Avatar

    the fact that parts of a pig were on my pizza last night…seeing this, i think i’ll never eat again. bleh! ha.

  16. Lory Avatar
    Lory

    I love me some bacon..and ham..and sausage..and pork chops…..yummy. But, I am glad I buy it post-this post!

  17. wanita Avatar

    that is just disgusting!! eww, who has the feet? it’s sad because it really does still look like it’s alive!

  18. brent(inWorship) Avatar

    Bring on the Bacon!

    That thing is gonna taste good!

  19. adam Avatar

    awww, babe looks so cut all grown up! what happened to his feet though????

  20. newton Avatar
    newton

    reminds me of why i’m vegetarian. i’d rather eat my own eyeball than that.

  21. Beth Avatar

    bacon tastes good!
    pork chops taste good!

    it’s cool how he looks like he’s coming through the truck bed.

  22. Phil Thompson Avatar

    Pig, the other white meat!

  23. Maurilio Amoim Avatar

    Growing up in Brazil we always had at least a half a pig to eat during holidays and special occasions. Interestingly the “half-pig” option looked like Wilbur on the photo here but split in half lengthwise. We usually baked the hole thing and serve it head and all.

    The only time we “pulled” the pig apart before serving it was during my lovely Southern wife’s first visit to Brazil. “Mom, she won’t eat anything that’s looking back at her,” I said.

    Personally, I believe that if God did not intend for us to eat the animals, he would not have made them out of meat.

  24. amy c Avatar
    amy c

    MMMMMMMMMM…….BBQ!!!

  25. bryonm Avatar

    you wish you could be there…

  26. Tracy Edwards Avatar

    EWWWWW. . . Throw up!!

  27. Heidi Reed Avatar

    Deee Lish Us!!

  28. tam Avatar

    i think im gonna cry. i know its gonna be tasty – but the visual has GOT to go!

  29. Joanna Avatar

    Yikes, I prefer mt meat to look as least like its original form as possible!

  30. Jad Avatar

    Can’t wait to devour this thing tomorrow. Welcome to Nashville, Anne!

  31. Patrick Sievert Avatar

    I killed 3 pigs this spring, which left me three short of my goal of six.

  32. Tommy Sircy Avatar

    I was a country boy, participated in a lot of “hog killins.” Makes me want fresh tenderloin for breakfast, but I’ll settle for barbeque tomorrow.

    The scalding and de-haring process is really interesting. You should try it, Anne.

  33. John Ireland Avatar
    John Ireland

    does make me wanna throw-up in my mouth a bit ;) joy and i – unknowingly – attended a pig roast in may (knew food would be served, just not what). fortunately, the “sacrifice” already had been prepared.

    yeesh…

  34. nancy Avatar
    nancy

    That is just gross, I couldn’t believe it was real. I LOVE bacon and all, but is that a common thing in the south? Wow, have I been sheltered!

  35. AngieB Avatar

    i just see Babe the pig…oh i have no words!!!

  36. Rachel Avatar

    ummmmmm, he’s missing his legs!!!! Gross! Definitely doesn’t make me want bacon right at this moment……although I love it most of the time. ;)

  37. tony Avatar
    tony

    …but the pig looks so peaceful – love his/her smiley face (pre-BBQ’d of course)

  38. Carol Avatar

    Oh that poor pig…..and yes, gross…..the visual!!!! Anne, your life is so eventful and
    I’m glad you shared this one…..I’m from Missouri (show-me state) originally and would not have believed it, if I hadn’t been shown! Live and learn, I guess.

  39. debbie d. Avatar
    debbie d.

    I do love bacon…but I never need to see the face of my meat…what the heck?!