what kind of people are you, anyway?

occasionally i post the random searches that land people here at flowerdust. without further ado, the searches…and responses.

pantyhose blog
you will find none of that here. i haven’t worn pantyhose in…10 years?

girl dies from spider laying eggs in throat
that sucks.

doggie day care hot springs arkansas
i prefer cats, actually. and really? day care for dogs? i thought that would be called, “a yard and a rabbit?”

purring cat paws at my face
that means he loves you.

why does my cat put his butt up and in my face?
that means he doesn’t.

what to do when you live in the middle of nowhere and stay at home with your child
open a doggie daycare.

my husband of 38 years ran into his old girlfriend what should i do?
did she fall down? well, make sure she’s okay! chances are she’s pretty old.

chicka chicka boom tree shaped cake
uhhhhhhhhhh………

sister teaching brother to put on pantyhose first time
and let’s hope it’s the last time, too.

evil leprechaun drawing
like this?

sister farting on a airplane bathroom
and how, exactly, would you know?

any surprises in your stats lately?

Comments

30 responses to “what kind of people are you, anyway?”

  1. jon Avatar

    the usual search that lands people on my blog is “coffee”…due to the name on my pic that i use each day.

    the one that i see from time to time is “i need a day off”…don’t we all!!!

  2. Robin Meadows Avatar

    One that keeps showing up on my search is “my husband, my braces”….hmmmmm… Have NO idea why that would land them on my blog.

  3. Cindy Beall Avatar

    I’ve got a couple odd ones for ya:

    “munchichie”
    “spanish love nicknames”

    And there you go.

  4. Abraham Avatar

    wordmucher (?)
    “the person i admire most angelina jolie”
    “what drinks do christians have for dessert”
    “rationalism for bingeing”
    “my wife thinks that i am arrogant”

    Enough for now. Thanks for motivating me to go see what kind of a nut people must think I am!

  5. Crystal Renaud Avatar

    my stats are still depressing.

  6. JM Avatar
    JM

    What tracker are you using?

  7. Chris Reeder Avatar

    “drop it like its hot church vision”
    “boobies”
    “teens in pink tutus”
    “church norris approved”

  8. Nick Avatar

    A couple of random phrases…

    “baby in his tummy”
    “glue sniff”

  9. lynse leanne Avatar

    these arent too odd….
    alabama drivers license
    “leave room for jesus”
    life without music

    but the weirdest….”my mom went down on me” i really dont know about that one…it kind of freaks me out.

  10. Brad Ruggles Avatar

    A couple of my favorites…

    “Christians get on my nerves” (mine too)
    “yoda leadership” (a reference to this blog post)
    “the problem with church planting challenges hardships” (ummm…they’re hard?)

    Brad Ruggles
    http://www.bradruggles.com

  11. Joni Avatar

    “elmer fudd”
    “expired popcorn”

    I did one post on eating expired microwave popcorn because it was in a clearance bin and posted one pic of Elmer Fudd on a post talking about being vewy vewy quiet before the Lord. And now over 2500 searches of Elmer Fudd.

  12. brandiandboys Avatar

    okay – mine is really strange, but i did do a post on this.

    brandi is fertile in the fall.

  13. Kaye Avatar

    My stats are also still depressing, but I frequently get hits for searches for the letter “t” in google. Is this a robot/searchy thing? Who knows.

    Out of curiosity I did a search in google for “t” and do you know how many pages deep one would have to go to find my blog? Me neither…I got tired of looking.

  14. Carol Avatar

    “being an Outreach Director”
    “flowerdust.net” – your Aug. 9, 2007 blog
    “carolscaringthoughts”
    What a brilliant question that you asked “any surprises in your stats lately? I’ve only been blogging a year, but it looks like they have me on Google as my regular blogs.
    I only wish I had some you bloggers amazingly incredible talent re: IT stuff!!! Wow!

  15. Rachel Avatar

    added you on twitter…check me out if you like! rlscovens

  16. JudiFree Avatar

    Haha! Glad to know you like cats too.

    I get alot of “old cell phones”.

    My favorites are: Love & True Worshipper – I love that you can type that in and find me somehow.

  17. Blake Avatar

    i need the vidoes how deliver a baby
    palindrome phrases weird al song
    fancy nancy party
    youtub bad stuff that is going on in liberia right now .com
    hanging girls
    snow balling easter eggs on net
    pee in ear ache

  18. connormcc Avatar

    louis theroux christian
    robbie williams beard

    my two most recent, some of yours are um… interesting

  19. Heidi R Avatar

    Just today for the first time ever.
    “candid shorts file sharing”
    What the??

    Heidi
    of
    http://www.candidchatter.wordpress.com

  20. Camey Avatar

    we’re all weird! (personally? i’ve never looked.)

  21. patrowland Avatar

    cats, really? I’ll try not let that be a negagive. Seriously, thanks for the prayers this weekend. I really, really, really appreciated it, and felt it.

  22. talia Avatar

    here’s some of mine:

    “i love making people offended”
    “mother teresa let people starve”
    “excretory act”
    “give your child a superhero smile”
    “locate yourself from anywhere”
    “fatten up submissive women”

  23. Phillip Avatar

    lol…great post. Here’s some of mine:
    “the legend of zelda blogspot”
    “can a pastor sack another pastor”
    “can my mom book the uhaul and i pick it up”

  24. laura Avatar

    i got
    “sleeping statistics”-most frequent. i think its in reference to my “sleeping in statistics” post.
    “i’m holding onto you this time”
    “chipmunk cheeks”
    “snail crawl”
    “cool survey”
    “what makes me unique”

  25. Jordan Like the River Avatar

    “did she fall down?” FTW

  26. Jade =) Avatar

    Haha, I love checking those! For a long time I was getting hits for “David Beckham” though I never ONCE blogged or mention the dude. Pretty bizarre.

    But, my most hits come from “shepherds breaking the legs of sheep” or some form of that. I blogged a devotional (that I didn’t even write) once about that and apparently A LOT of people are curious about why that happens and/or if it’s a myth or not. Pretty wild.

  27. erin Avatar

    i would be curious to know but i dont know how to do this kind of search. anyone want to share the knowledge?

  28. AnnieLaurie Avatar

    This is fun! Here are some of mine
    “the best watergun in the world”
    “google doodle israel”
    “standing scooter police”
    “two wheel balancing robot”
    “get to work”
    “fotos de u2”
    “noise and sleep in asia”
    “fun time in guatemala”
    “epcot center soundtrack 1985”
    “how can i email adam duritz” — wish I knew how!