Unrelated to the photo, and I don’t see anywhere else to put this w/o searching much, but I just had to tell you thanks for that last twitter I just happened to see —
about stopping work for just a minute, get up, walk, read, etc. It brought tears to my eyes.
Under the gun, behind the 8-ball, whatever saying applies, I’m there. Work (church work specifically) is so hard sometimes (like now!) and I feel so inadequate and I depend upon other people in order to make them look good and in turn, feel competent myself. They aren’t as helpful as I need them to be, and don’t seem to understand the full extent of my job depending upon them. they aren’t here working right now, ya know? sigh…blathering on. Thanks for that reminder. I think I will just go home. Tomorrow’s another day.
A human being’s made of more than air
With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there
Unless that human bein’ next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who…
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
‘Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there…
Carey
“I don’t want to tell him, you tell him!”
“…One is the loneliest number…”
“Allllll by mysellllllffff…”
John Carlson
“Mommy? Mommy? I want Mommy!”
John Carlson
“Come on guys . . . keep looking . . . I’m sure the key to wind him up is down here somewhere!”
“OK, I’ll stand here and smile while y’all find some reason I can give anne jackson for not letting her interview me for her next book…”
Oh and anne, despite my own participation in this…you just had to come up with a way to post a picture with 2 words and NOT ONLY get 8 zillions comments, including mine, but get your commenters to come up with funnier material than most of my posts. I’ve got to come up with a better word than “annoying”. (grin)
scott blair
HA! He didn’t say “Simon Says” – all you guys are out and I win!
Just prior to the annual Presidential easter egg hunt, President Bush announces that the distinguished gentleman with the red elephant sticker on the bottom of his shoe gets to be the first to hide the eggs!
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78 responses to “CAPTION PLEASE”
“where did I park?”
“Did he just say that?”
“One of these is not like the other”
“…passed gas…..”
“when i bite into a york peppermint patty, i get the sensation of…”
“… [sound of crickets chirping]…”
“The cheese stands alone…the cheese stands alone…hi-ho-the dairy-o the cheese stands alone.”
“I’m invisible if I stand real still!”
Everyone who understands foreign policy can feel free to leave now…
Lonely, i’m mr. lonely….
No man is an island.
uhhhhh, line please? line!
blue tie? check!
flag pin? check!
pants? oh crap!
“Sir, the photo have been taken…”
“…come on fella’s, everybody farts!”
Dag nabbit, I feel completely naked without my teeth!
“‘Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl”
(remember the video?)
“You have exactly ten seconds to find the weapons of mass destruction. Ready set . . . go!”
“We are the world . . . we are the children . . .”
If you’re not reading FlowerDust.net, you’re being left out.
Is that Obama and Hillary I see walking in together?
“Dosado and away we go . . . swing your partner, alamand left”
“what are you talking about? the international community loves me!!!”
Have you ever felt like everyone is talking about you behind your back?
W is voted off Idol.
simon says touch your toes
hey guys… i’m still president.
Ooooh I see something shiny!
I don’t hear a fat woman singing…
“anne’s mean”
Unrelated to the photo, and I don’t see anywhere else to put this w/o searching much, but I just had to tell you thanks for that last twitter I just happened to see —
about stopping work for just a minute, get up, walk, read, etc. It brought tears to my eyes.
Under the gun, behind the 8-ball, whatever saying applies, I’m there. Work (church work specifically) is so hard sometimes (like now!) and I feel so inadequate and I depend upon other people in order to make them look good and in turn, feel competent myself. They aren’t as helpful as I need them to be, and don’t seem to understand the full extent of my job depending upon them. they aren’t here working right now, ya know? sigh…blathering on. Thanks for that reminder. I think I will just go home. Tomorrow’s another day.
“Hurry up Mom, take the picture”
“Scotty? One to beam up…energize!”
A human being’s made of more than air
With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there
Unless that human bein’ next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who…
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
‘Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there…
“I don’t want to tell him, you tell him!”
“…One is the loneliest number…”
“Allllll by mysellllllffff…”
“Mommy? Mommy? I want Mommy!”
“Come on guys . . . keep looking . . . I’m sure the key to wind him up is down here somewhere!”
“This is good strategery….if I stand really still they won’t see me!”
this is my favorite!
Ooooh I see something shiny!
This happens to me when I sit at the middle of the table too.
darnit, am i having that nightmare again? this cant’ be right … i’m fully clothed …
*scratches head*
Before we start worship, everyone turn and say, “Hi” to someone you don’t know.
So i guess the party is over…
Friend request denied…
All alone…….”I need your prayers, America.”
“I wonder if anybody knows I going commando today??”
“Who am I and why am I here?”
“….excuse me, he he he”
I wonder… if I don’t look anyone in the face, can I can get away with not having anything smart to say.
I’m smart enough, nice enough, and dawgone it, people like me.
“Wassup!?!”
Here’s another photo op for bloggers who preach tolerance, love, and grace to make fun of me!
“so, who took my beatles t-shirt? i wanted to wear my beatles t-shirt today.”
“ok God, now is a great time for that rapture thing You were talking about.”
Despite years of successful cover up, the Republicans’ plan of using a robot in the White House is exposed.
Maybe there’s something to all those polls.
i hear rev/mr wright is in the next room
ok, JVo made me laugh out loud!!
I got nothin’ everyone else made me laugh!
I don’t get it. I don’t like the guy, but what is the point? Sorry to be blunt, it was my first reaction. I guess I’m gettin’ old!
I told them I lost a contact, APRIL FOOLS… What’s that, April fools day was Tuesday,
OH yea I knew that, just all part of my strategery
Do you think they’ll know it was me? I knew I shouldn’t have had that burrito for lunch.
Dang it…I just wet myself…again…
-or-
(spoken in best forrest gump voice) – I gotta pee…I drank too many dr. pepper’s…
Has anyone seen Barbara?
how come nobody wants to talk to me? hey guys! guys!
awh shit!!!
“I thought we were going to play duck-duck-goose!”
Why am I always the last one to be picked???
“i think a little poo just oozed out…”
“OK, I’ll stand here and smile while y’all find some reason I can give anne jackson for not letting her interview me for her next book…”
Oh and anne, despite my own participation in this…you just had to come up with a way to post a picture with 2 words and NOT ONLY get 8 zillions comments, including mine, but get your commenters to come up with funnier material than most of my posts. I’ve got to come up with a better word than “annoying”. (grin)
HA! He didn’t say “Simon Says” – all you guys are out and I win!
“Good thing that was silent.
…I can’t yet tell if it’ll be violent, though. Only time will tell. Only time will tell.”
It’s one of those motivation posters:
“PERSEVERENCE: doing the right thing, even when all your friends turn their backs on you”
Sorry, someone had to play the supportive role eventually here. ;)
Just for fun…re my last comment there:
http://www.myworshiprevolution.com/motivator213441.jpg
Only about 275 more days of this nonsense!
“Stand up for what you believe, even if it means standing alone.”
I love President Bush! Jen
I don’t have a caption for you, but I gave you an award on today’s post! See it here.
Just prior to the annual Presidential easter egg hunt, President Bush announces that the distinguished gentleman with the red elephant sticker on the bottom of his shoe gets to be the first to hide the eggs!
And so ends the performance season of the Washington Mens choir with the Presidential solo of “Shake a little hand, shake the hand next to ya”.
I don’t care if you don’t like the man or not. That is not the issue. He is still the President of the United States, and he deserves our respect.
“I bet if I think real hard, I can remember my first pair of shoes……. They was my magic shoes, mama said they’d take me anywhere!”
(Remember that face??)
I CAN sleep with my eyes open…I knew it.