chris told me about this church sign that he saw while driving around yesterday. i begged him to snap me a photo today.
ummm……? i really don’t know what else to say about that.
chris told me about this church sign that he saw while driving around yesterday. i begged him to snap me a photo today.
ummm……? i really don’t know what else to say about that.
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25 responses to “mmmm, beefy.”
What does that mean?
Although I am reminded of Isaiah 25:6 as translated in the NIV:
On this mountain the LORD Almighty will prepare
a feast of rich food for all peoples,
a banquet of aged wine—
the best of meats and the finest of wines.
Steak and wine? I’m going to love Heaven. ;-)
of course, if you live in Texas, this makes perfect sense
and if God doesn’t own the cattle of 1,000 hills?? :)
I saw that one too… I hate church signs. My all time favorite ones come from a church down the street from where I lived in Chicago. At one time their sign said, “Never miss an opportunity to shut your mouth.” and then the next month it said, “Stop, Drop and Roll doesn’t work in Hell.”
Wow! Sign me up for that religion! It sounds warm and fuzzy!
Kevin actually called me on Sunday when he & his family were driving by that sign.
Kevin Wade that is. ;-)
I thought God was a vegetarian
wow.
i was going to call and inquire about their sign. but alas, i can’t find this church online anywhere.
….there are so many weird church signs out there, ya have to
wonder who they are trying to attract?????
Scoot over to http://churchsigngenerator.com/. You can make your own sign. Hilarity ensues.
watch what you say about cattle in Texas…they’ll sue you!
:)
“Stop, Drop, and Roll doesnt work in hell” Ohhhhh I am laughing so hard right now! I live in Chicago and I havent seen that one. It cracks me up what Churches will do for a little attention even if the message is WAY off. lol
I…just…don’t…get…it…
A buddy of mine posted some church signs a while back. Here’s one of my favorites :).
Tony beat me to http://www.curchsigngenerator.com….one of my favorites.
That was in Rowlett. I saw it! We all laughed our heads off. Even the kids thought it ridiculous. Weirdness indeed.
Those marquee signs are funny, but I get even more of a kick out of what some churches put on permanent signs like this and this both here in Little Rock.
I take it that church isn’t reaching out to members of PETA.
So here, there aren’t signs in front of churches, but there are really big billboards for when Benny Hinn came to town. Even more scary if you ask me.
I have never been a fan of the slogan signs that churches but up. They are usually stupid and sometimes mean.
Although, I can remember as a kid seeing a church sign that read, ‘Sign Broken, Message Inside.’ I am not sure if I liked the sign becuase it was clever or if it was becuase my small mind figured it out five minutes after I read it.
I do like steak….but I fail to understand what the sign means. Based on your post and the comments of others, I am glad I am not alone in saying, “huh?”
So if God owns the cattle on 1000 hills, is the sign saying he’s getting ready to kill them all? I think I’m missing it. But it does make me want to grill something.
Can we grill Benny Hinn? Oh, I mean….err, nevermind.
I think that I am getting funnier.
Yeah, that sign (Stop, Drop, and Roll) was actually in University Park/Park Forest/Matteson area… South suburbs and all…
I like the church in Little Rock spelling it out for me… “Fundamental Independent Old Fashioned KJV” also means, “Don’t bother coming here if you a. Think for Yourself and b. Haven’t accidentally dyed your white hair blue”.