theft in so many ways

today is an ice day.
although where i am, there isn’t any ice.
so i am sifting through my credit report
calling people in india,
promising i am not the person
who opened a phone account
and ran up $800.
and sending them my notarized
ftc report to prove it.

identity theft is not fun.
i have disputed 23 items on my credit report in the last month.
if you haven’t looked at your credit report lately – please do.

speaking of theft
i thank whoever dlink is
for their open wifi spot
of which i am partaking.

as i have no internet at home
except the blackberry.